britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

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nickysixpack:

one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me

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stuckinthiscocoon:

4thofjulys:

"americans are thirsty"

at least we have some tea to drink last time i checked YOURS WAS IN THE HARBOR.

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gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

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